But the minute we got down to it, we knew it wasn’t exactly our cup of tea. We were super excited about this one because it was our first ‘on the wall’ position. However, here is how this one actually went – I laughed about how I just could not raise my thighs without looking like a sack of potatoes, then I tried to hold them up gasping for air while my boyfriend tried to get the ‘potty pose’ right and kept falling off until we decided we were just going to call it a night and watch a movie. So here is how this one is supposed to go – I raise my thighs and hold them with my hand while my boyfriend lifts his knees, grips me and goes all out. How does that even happen?! Not only did I struggle trying to get my legs in the right angle, I also ended up hitting my boyfriend with my feet, shins and knees more than a couple of times.
Both of my legs are doing two different things. You place one leg on the guy’s shoulder and the other is spread out. This one is actually my favourite when it comes to awkward sex positions. I only have two words for this position – bad idea. So here I had to raise both my legs, put them on my partner’s shoulders so that my knees were now locked over his shoulders. Obviously, I overestimated my flexibility. I have no idea why I thought I could do all these crazy looking sex positions. It’s safe to say, we ended up doing it doggy style anyway. Was I supposed to raise my hips? Was he supposed to lower himself? How the hell am I supposed to keep my arms outstretched like that?! The questions were aplenty, the answers…hard to find.
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Only this one is referred to as ‘the cow’ and is nothing like doggy style! You see that curve of the back up to the hips? Yeah, I guess that’s what makes it easy because we had the longest struggle figuring out how to get it right. ‘Oh, this looks exactly like doggy style !’ we laughed the first time we saw the image for this sex position. In layman’s term and you have to believe me on this, we were just too physically close to have sex! 4. It was like being stuck in a box, which coincidentally, is also what this position is called – the lateral box. Nobody told us, however, how to handle the close proximity that we were put in. We thought it would give us a much needed break from the difficult positions. This position meant that my boyfriend and I had to lie down face to face and well, have sex. You think it is fun staring into your partner’s eyes while having sex? Think again. Try holding that pilates bridge position for more than a few seconds and you will know exactly what I mean! 3. And though it sounds easy enough, it’s not. So it’s basically like a pilates session mid-sex. Okay so in this position the woman (me, in this case) raises her vagina while lowering her head. We ended up feeling like two wool balls tangled up with each other! 2. We just could not understand how the wrapping of thighs was supposed blend in with the opening of my vajayjay. The minute I explained this to him, he freaked out. My boyfriend was supposed to open my vagina with his hands while wrapping his thighs around my body. Now for me, this position meant a nice combination of sex and fingering. The Indranika position means ‘Queen of Heaven’ in English and I just had to make it the first one we tried. Go ahead and read what my experience was like before you get into it! 1. Now, I won’t say it was a bad experience because I did end up making tons of memories with my boyfriend but I know I am not opening that Kamasutra book again until I absolutely have to. That was until I decided to get a little erotic in life and tried 9 Kamasutra positions. And even advocated that fact in all my sex articles. Sex is supposed to be fun and games, right? I always thought so.
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